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Melody confirms it.Ĭue gay panic and fighting over who gets to be Brad’s partner. Melody has everyone line up, so she can assign partners. Misinterpreting Brad’s dumb question, Melody says she has a special shampoo that takes the chlorine right out. Griggs meet him at the pool in fifteen minutes and then calls out for Melody.Īt the pool, Melody wants to get started.īrad asks Melody if she has to go in the water. Third, I’m pretty sure that the insurance guy that’s working on the Bar None’s insurance premiums also administering tests with the end goal being the lowering of those premiums is a conflict of interest. Griggs has a background in that, which is never indicated). Second, an insurance guy isn’t qualified to administer life-saving tests and issue certifications (unless Mr. I’d say four would be enough to have one person at the pool at a time during daylight hours, and not everyone would have to do a pool shift every day. First, it’s not necessary for all of the employees to be certified lifeguards, only the ones that get assigned to pool duty. I call bullshit on this for three reasons. Griggs will be supervising the training/testing. Griggs could “swing something”: lower the premium and “possibly” keep the pool open.

Ernst agrees to have “all of employees” pass a life-saving proficiency test by 5:00 PM. However, he’ll also have to close the pool, because he has only one employee with a life-saving certificate, Melody, who’s not at the pool all of the time if something happens when she’s not there, the lawsuit would be “terrifying”. Ernst agrees to do the following by 5:00 PM today: add some more lights, some more sprinklers, and a few more fire extinguishers. Ernst lets Jake continue as long as they aren’t more than one foot off the ground. Jake explains they already paid, which gets Mr. Ernst says he almost lost his insurance coverage over this (Jake’s stunt, not Kyle’s presence) and puts an end to Mondo Courage. Oh, look who shows up after a three-episode absence. Hardy, the guest that tried to get Jake to splash him. He had previously appeared in “The Bad Seed” (season 3, episode 12) as Mr. She had previously appeared in “They’re Back” (season 4, episode 01) as an unnamed guest (the one that complained to Melody after Lonnie made her uncomfortable), which might as well be the same character. Ernst chews Jake out for not being specific in his intentions and then using the widest possible interpretation. Griggs rushes outside.Īfter the credits, Mr. Anyway, haha, because it happened in front of the insurance guy, get it? Mr. Ernst out his window, but maybe he just falls out. Parker screams for help, and I think we’re meant to assume she pulls Mr. Ernst does that sitcom trope where he initially doesn’t think anything strange about the situation, only to suddenly realize it after trying to carry on a conversation. Ernst that “all risk must be minimized”). Ernst’s window (hilariously, after he tells Mr. Griggs points out a woman swinging by Mr. Ernst also mentions nothing bad has happened “all year”, which is more evidence that this is a later summer than the beginning of the series, since Danny was in an accident on Bar None property in “Pain in the Neck” (season 1, episode 13). Griggs discuss the increase, which comes down to the threat of litigation.

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Ernst if he could use the lodge for Mondo Courage, his new workshop on how to conquer your fears. Ernst is upset at the huge increase in the Bar None’s premiums.

How the fuck do you make a mistake like that? Repeatedly? Ernst’s lame-ass excuse is he thought all of the notices that they’d sent out were from Ed McMahon (of the American Family Publishers sweepstakes). This seems very odd, which makes me question IMDb’s info. He also appeared as himself in an episode of “Della” as far back as 1970.

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“Hey Dude” was his final of three acting gigs in a very sporadic career that started with a film role in 1973, which was followed by a role in an episode of a French(!) TV series in 1981. Ernst for waiting until the last minute to renew his insurance premium (which is up at 5:00 PM today). Ernst is meeting with an insurance guy, Mr. We’re back down to the normal running time with this episode.

Brad garrett talks about melody assistant